I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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