haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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