yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
How external is "for external use only"?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
