Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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