If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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