I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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