I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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