I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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