let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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