I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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