I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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