do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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