That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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