NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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