going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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