Porn is love you can see.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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