Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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