Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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