just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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