Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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