Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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