I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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