butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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