I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
