I puked a lego.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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