It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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