good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
