ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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