hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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