If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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