3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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