? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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