Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I am naked and annoyed.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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