Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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