dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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