I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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