In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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