doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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