glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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