And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Randomize
