none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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