How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
