Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sorry about my life...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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