So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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