can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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