she was so not down for the gang bang
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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