We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This baby is an asshole
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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