he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
