So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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