Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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