Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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