I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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