This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Screwed.edu
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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