On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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