Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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