Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This is my gift to your gina
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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